To Force Myself To Earn More Money,

The English Instinctively Admire Any Man Who Has No Talent And Is Modest About It.

Shaw's Plays Are The Price We Pay For Shaw's Prefaces.

Long Experience Has Taught Me That In England Nobody Goes To The Theatre Unless He Or She Has Bronchitis.

A Professional Is A Man Who Can Do His Job When He Doesn't Feel Like It. An Amateur Is A Man Who Can't Do His Job When He Does Feel Like It.

To Force Myself To Earn More Money, I Determined To Spend More.