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There Are Very Few Humorists Who Have Written First-rate Humor After They've Become Elderly.

They Head The List Of Bad To Bet On: But I Insist They're Worse To Get On

It Is All Right To Hold A Conversation But You Should Let Go Of It Now And Then.

My Day-old Son Is Plenty Scrawny, His Mouth Is Wide With Screams, Or Yawny; His Ears Seem Larger Than He's Needing, His Nose Is Flat, His Chin's Receding. His Skin Is Very, Very Red, He Has No Hair Upon His Head, And Yet I'm Proud As Proud Can Be, To Hear You Say He Looks Like Me.

Rockefeller Made His Money In Oil, Which He Discovered At The Bottom Of Wells. Oil Was Considered Crude In Those Days, But So Was Rockefeller. Now Both Are Considered Quite Refined.