I Miss My Mattress When I Am

Some People Can Carry A Tune, But They Seem To Stagger Under The Load.

Shakespeare, Who Never Could Think Up A Plot By Himself, Found This One [macbeth] In Holinshed's Chronicles, Changing It Just Enough So That No One Would Recognize The Source. He Didn't Count On The Resourcefulness Of Modern Scholars, Who Have To Discover Things Like This To Become Associate Professors.

If We Cannot Define Stupidity, At Least We Can Trace Most Human Misfortunes And Weaknesses To It. Its Manifestations Are Legion, Its Symptoms Are Endless.

I've Suffered From All Of The Hang-ups Known, And None Is As Bad As The Telephone.

[john Foster Dulles] Invented Brinkmanship, The Most Popular Game Since Monopoly.