Satire Is Tragedy Plus Time.

Communism Is Like One Big Phone Company.

I Was A Jew Talking About Goyim Religion. If I Had Just Stuck To Moses, Everything Would Have Been Cool. But, Copping To Being Part Of The Whole Christ Murder Conspiracy Got Everyone Goose-stepping Again.

Communism Is Just One Big Telephone Company.

To Say Whatever Nonsense Comes Into Your Head Without Any Repercussions Has Got To Be A Bigger High Than Heckling A Movie Screen In A Darkened Theater.

I Hate Small Towns Because Once You've Seen The Cannon In The Park There's Nothing Else To Do.