Satire Is Tragedy Plus Time.

I've Talked To Biblical Cats, And Neanderthals Who Been Here Since Day One. No One Here Has Even Seen The Big Boss. Ever.

You Got A Million Drug Laws Now Because The Bosses Figured There Was More Money In Putting People In Jail Than Taxing Something Anyone Can Grow On A Window Sill.

The Only Truly Anonymous Donor Is The Guy Who Knocks Up Your Daughter.

The 'what Should Be' Never Did Exist, But People Keep Trying To Live Up To It. There Is No 'what Should Be,' There Is Only What Is.

Alright, Let's Admit It, We Jews Killed Christ - But It Was Only For Three Days.