Communism Is Just One Big Telephone Company.

You Got A Million Drug Laws Now Because The Bosses Figured There Was More Money In Putting People In Jail Than Taxing Something Anyone Can Grow On A Window Sill.

Once You Sleep On Feathers You Can't Go Back To Sleeping On The Floor.

Communism Is Like One Big Phone Company.

Satire Is Tragedy Plus Time. You Give It Enough Time, The Public, The Reviewers Will Allow You To Satirize It. Which Is Rather Ridiculous, When You Think About It.

I Would Become A Priest Or A Rabbi Or A Monk Or Whatever The Hell Was Necessary To Perform Miracles Such As Taking Money From Someone Else's Pocket And Putting It Into Mine, Still Remaining Within The Confines Of The Law.