Communism Is Just One Big Telephone Company.

I'm Sure That Half The Buzz From Smoking Grass Was The Fact That It Was So Illegal.

Sex And Obscenity Are Not Synonymous.

If You Can Take The Hot Lead Enema, Then You Can Cast The First Stone.

The Role Of A Comedian Is To Make The Audience Laugh, At A Minimum Of Once Every Fifteen Seconds.

There's A Lot Of Money In Wars, Except In The War On Poverty. Can't Make Any Bread Helping The Poor.