All My Humor Is Based Upon Destruction

Tv Is Just Advertising For Your Live Gig, So I'm Playing Whichever Show Is Gonna Get Me The Biggest Crowd.

Every Tribe Needs A Good Front Man To Sell The Program. Who Better To Convince The Middle East To Give Up The Oil, Than A Brown Man With A Muslim Name?

There Is Only What Is And That's It. What Should Be Is A Dirty Lie.

The Liberals Can Understand Everything But People Who Don't Understand Them.

Communism Is Like One Big Phone Company.