All My Humor Is Based Upon Destruction

Communism Is Like One Big Phone Company.

Satire Is Tragedy Plus Time. You Give It Enough Time, The Public, The Reviewers Will Allow You To Satirize It. Which Is Rather Ridiculous, When You Think About It.

If I Just Stuck To Pot I Might Have Found Out What A Drag Being An Aging Hipster Actually Was.

Faith Is To The Human What Sand Is To The Ostrich.

If You Live In New York, Even If You're Catholic, You're Jewish