Communism Is Like One Big Phone Company.

Every Day People Are Straying Away From The Church And Going Back To God.

Guys Are Like Dogs. They Keep Comin' Back. Ladies Are Like Cats. Yell At A Cat One Time, They're Gone.

I've Talked To Biblical Cats, And Neanderthals Who Been Here Since Day One. No One Here Has Even Seen The Big Boss. Ever.

A Lot Of People Say To Me, 'why Did You Kill Christ?' I Dunno, It Was One Of Those Parties, Got Out Of Hand, You Know.

What You End Up With Is Outrageousness Without The Laugh - Comedy As Electro Shock Therapy.