Communism Is Like One Big Phone Company.

What You End Up With Is Outrageousness Without The Laugh - Comedy As Electro Shock Therapy.

Let Me Tell You The Truth: The Truth Is What Is. And What Should Be Is A Fantasy A Terrible, Terrible Lie That Someone Gave The People Long Ago.

Alright, Let's Admit It, We Jews Killed Christ - But It Was Only For Three Days.

Every Tribe Needs A Good Front Man To Sell The Program. Who Better To Convince The Middle East To Give Up The Oil, Than A Brown Man With A Muslim Name?

Marijuana Will Be Legal Some Day, Because The Many Law Students Who Now Smoke Pot Will Someday Become Congressmen And Legalize It In Order To Protect Themselves.