Communism Is Like One Big Phone Company.

I Won't Say Ours Was A Tough School, But We Had Our Own Coroner. We Used To Write Songs Like, "what I'm Going To Do If I Grow Up".

To Say Whatever Nonsense Comes Into Your Head Without Any Repercussions Has Got To Be A Bigger High Than Heckling A Movie Screen In A Darkened Theater.

Anyone Who Has Two Shirts When Someone Has None Is Not A Christian.

I Think It's About Time We Gave Up Religion And Got Back To God.

All My Humor Is Based Upon Destruction And Despair.