Communism Is Like One Big Phone Company.

The Crooks Downtown Figured Out That Comedy Is Like A Hammer. It Can Put Up A Barn And It Can Knock Down A Wall. So They Bought It Outright And Marketed It As Comedy Central.

If Something About The Human Body Disgusts You, The Fault Lies With The Manufacturer.

I've Been Accused Of Bad Taste, And I'll Go Down To My Grave Accused Of It And Always By The Same People, The Ones Who Eat In Restaurants That Reserve The Right To Refuse Service To Anyone.

Communism Is Just One Big Telephone Company.

There Is Only What Is And That's It. What Should Be Is A Dirty Lie.