The Only Truly Anonymous Donor Is The

I Want To Perform An Unnatural Act.

Part Of The Kick Of Making People Laugh Was Doing Something Different. We Were A Rare Breed - Spotting One Of Us Was Like Pinning A Space Alien, Or Abdominal Snowman. There Were Maybe A Hundred Stand-ups In The Whole Country When I Was Doing It.

I Was Surprised When Nixon Passed The Test And Showed Up In Heaven, But, I Guess Hitler Threw Off The Curve For Our Century.

The Liberals Can Understand Everything But People Who Don't Understand Them.

There's A Lot Of Money In Wars, Except In The War On Poverty. Can't Make Any Bread Helping The Poor.