I Hate Small Towns Because Once You've

Faith Is To The Human What Sand Is To The Ostrich.

Never Trust A Preacher With More Than Two Suits.

If You're Going To Stop Masturbating, You Can't Taper Off. You've Got To Quit, Cold Jerky!

The Only Honest Art Form Is Laughter, Comedy. You Can't Fake It.

I Was A Jew Talking About Goyim Religion. If I Had Just Stuck To Moses, Everything Would Have Been Cool. But, Copping To Being Part Of The Whole Christ Murder Conspiracy Got Everyone Goose-stepping Again.