Said Hamlet To Ophelia, I'll Draw A

I Can Speak Esperanto Like A Native.

I'm A Hero Wid Coward's Legs, I'm A Hero From The Waist Up.

We Haven't Got A Plan So Nothing Can Go Wrong!

I'm Irish. We Think Sideways

I Thought I'd Begin By Reading A Poem By Shakespeare, But Then I Thought, Why Should I? He Never Reads Any Of Mine.