Many People Die Of Thirst But The

If I Don't Eat Soon, I'll Die Of Hunger; And If I Die, I Won't Eat Soon.

For Ten Years Caesar Ruled With An Iron Hand. Then With A Wooden Foot, And Finally With A Piece Of String.

I Thought I'd Begin By Reading A Poem By Shakespeare, But Then I Thought, Why Should I? He Never Reads Any Of Mine.

Chopsticks Are One Of The Reasons The Chinese Never Invented Custard.

Money Can't Buy Friends, But You Can Get A Better Class Of Enemy.