I Cannot Stand Being Awake, The Pain

If A Robin Redbreast In A Cage Puts All Heaven In A Rage, How Feels Heaven When Dies The Billionth Battery Hen?

Life Is A Long Agonized Illness Only Curable By Death.

A Bird In The Strand Is Worth Two In Shepherds Bush

I Spent Many Years Laughing At Harry Secombe's Singing Until Somebody Told Me That It Wasn't A Joke.

Chopsticks Are One Of The Reasons The Chinese Never Invented Custard.