I Cannot Stand Being Awake, The Pain

In India A Farmhand Was Caught In The Act With His Cow. He Said He Had Bad Eyesight And Thought It Was His Wife.

A Sure Cure For Seasickness Is To Sit Under A Tree.

Are You Going To Come Quietly, Or Do I Have To Use Earplugs?

Render Any Politician Down And There's Enough Fat To Fry An Egg.

Aristocrats Have Heirs; The Poor Have Children; The Rest Keep Dogs.