A Bird In The Strand Is Worth

I Thought I'd Begin By Reading A Poem By Shakespeare, But Then I Thought, Why Should I? He Never Reads Any Of Mine.

Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder, Get It Out With Optrex.

If I Don't Eat Soon, I'll Die Of Hunger; And If I Die, I Won't Eat Soon.

We Were Making Love In The Back Of A Truck And We Got Carried Away.

Render Any Politician Down And There's Enough Fat To Fry An Egg.