A Bird In The Strand Is Worth

Never Return To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died. After Five Days In Hospital, I Took A Turn For The Nurse.

We Were Making Love In The Back Of A Truck And We Got Carried Away.

Chopsticks Are One Of The Reasons The Chinese Never Invented Custard.

I Shook Hands With A Friendly Arab. I Still Have My Right Arm To Prove It.

Is There Anything Worn Under The Kilt? No, It's All In Perfect Working Order.