A Bird In The Strand Is Worth

I Have The Body Of An Eighteen Year Old. I Keep It In The Fridge.

Money Can't Buy You Happiness But It Does Bring You A More Pleasant Form Of Misery.

There Are Holes In The Sky Where The Rain Gets In, But They're Ever So Small That's Why Rain Is Thin.

Are You Going To Come Quietly, Or Do I Have To Use Earplugs?

For Ten Years Caesar Ruled With An Iron Hand. Then With A Wooden Foot, And Finally With A Piece Of String.