God Made Nightbutman Made Darkness.

And God Said, 'let There Be Light' And There Was Light, But The Electricity Board Said He Would Have To Wait Until Thursday To Be Connected.

If A Robin Redbreast In A Cage Puts All Heaven In A Rage, How Feels Heaven When Dies The Billionth Battery Hen?

There Are Holes In The Sky Where The Rain Gets In, But They're Ever So Small That's Why Rain Is Thin.

A Lot Of Learning Canbe A Little Thing.

To Harry Secombe: I Hope You Die First As I Don't Want You Singing At My Funeral.