God Made Nightbutman Made Darkness.

I'm Irish. We Think Sideways

A Sure Cure For Seasickness Is To Sit Under A Tree.

I Have The Body Of An Eighteen Year Old. I Keep It In The Fridge.

Chopsticks Are One Of The Reasons The Chinese Never Invented Custard.

Said Hamlet To Ophelia, I'll Draw A Sketch Of Thee. What Kind Of Pencil Shall I Use? 2b Or Not 2b?