God Made Nightbutman Made Darkness.

I'm Irish. We Think Sideways

Any Man Can Be 62, But It Takes A Bus To Be 62a.

How Long Was I In The Army? Five Foot Eleven.

In India A Farmhand Was Caught In The Act With His Cow. He Said He Had Bad Eyesight And Thought It Was His Wife.

I Spent Many Years Laughing At Harry Secombe's Singing Until Somebody Told Me That It Wasn't A Joke.