God Made Nightbutman Made Darkness.

I'm A Hero With Coward's Legs.

You Can Fool Some Of The People All Of The Time, And All The People Some Of The Time, Which Is Just Long Enough To Be President Of The United States.

Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive! First World War A Mistake!

Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder, Get It Out With Optrex.

If I Don't Eat Soon, I'll Die Of Hunger; And If I Die, I Won't Eat Soon.