A Sure Cure For Seasickness Is To

I Thought I'd Begin By Reading A Poem By Shakespeare, But Then I Thought, Why Should I? He Never Reads Any Of Mine.

Contraceptives Should Be Used On Every Conceivable Occasion.

Life Is A Long Agonized Illness Only Curable By Death.

I Cannot Stand Being Awake, The Pain Is Too Much.

I Can Speak Esperanto Like A Native.