A Sure Cure For Seasickness Is To

Render Any Politician Down And There's Enough Fat To Fry An Egg.

If You Kill Me, I Promise You - You Will Never Take Me Alive.

And God Said, 'let There Be Light' And There Was Light, But The Electricity Board Said He Would Have To Wait Until Thursday To Be Connected.

It Was A Perfect Marrige. She Didn`t Want To And He Couldn`t

We Haven't Got A Plan So Nothing Can Go Wrong!