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The Easiest Time To Add Insult To Injury Is When You're Signing Somebody's Cast.

I Never Went Bungee Jumping. The Closest I Did Was I Was Born.

I Like When People Wear A Wwjd Bracelet, Because It's Like An Example Of The First Thing Jesus Wouldn't Do, Probably.

Our Times, A Brief History: As Televisions Became Flatter, People Became Rounder.

I Think One Of The Most Groundbreaking Inventions Of All Time Is The Jackhammer.