It Seems That Two Of The Most

Vampires Probably Don't Have Great Breath.

Relationships, Like Eyebrows, Are Better When There Is Space Between Them.

I Was Making Pancakes The Other Day And A Fly Flew Into The Kitchen. And That's When I Realized That A Spatula Is A Lot Like A Fly-swatter. And A Crushed Fly Is A Lot Like A Blueberry. And A Roommate Is A Lot Like A Fly Eater.

I Think A Bad Place For A Fire Would Be The Factory Where They Make Those Trick Candles.

I Never Went Bungee Jumping. The Closest I Did Was I Was Born.