I Can Tell How Lonely I Am

How Many Of You Are Creative? I Don't Know, But For Me, When You Make A Bunch Of Things Over Time And Then You Keep Them... You Forget. I Look Through My Sketchbooks And I'm An Audience For Myself.

A Car Alarm Is A Way For A Car To Tell Everyone That Its Owner Is An Asshole.

Another Term For Balloon Is Bad Breath Holder.

And As Far As Actors Go, Peter Sellers Is My All-time Favorite.

If You Have A Lair Then You Are Probably Not A Good Person.