I Can Tell How Lonely I Am

For Some Reason Cowboy Sounds Better Than Cowman.

I Do Come Across People Who Don't Like Me, Don't Like My Comedy, Don't Think It's Funny, It's Too Cutesy, Or Whatever They Hate. And It's Like, "okay. That's Your Opinion. Somebody Liked It, So That's Good." Hopefully It Balances Out.

If You Want To Dry Hump Someone You Don't Know, Just Act Like They Were Choking.

The Question Is, 'how Bad At Sports Were You As A Kid?' I Grew Up Near Where They Film Jersey Shore. If You Weren't Tan, Muscular, And Book-averse, You Were A Dork And A Nerd And A Geek And Stuff. I Remember Being Into Gary Larsen, Stephen Wright, Peter Sellers.

It's Very Easy To Turn A Toy Into An Adult Toy: Location, Location, Location.