I Bought A Cactus. A Week Later

I Think A Bad Place For A Fire Would Be The Factory Where They Make Those Trick Candles.

I Love Bowling Almost As Much As I Love Not Bowling.

When I First Heard The Term 'training Bra,' I Was Freaked Out. I Was Pretty Young And I Said, 'did You Just Say Training Bra? They're Training Their Chests? I Had No Idea.' See Some Lady, Her Boobs Are Everywhere. 'what's Her Deal?' Those Are Untrained Titties.

I Think The Most Annoying Language Is A Tie Between All The Ones I Don't Know How To Speak.

I Think It Would Be Frustrating To Be A Match Maker. "what Do You Do?" "i'm A Match Maker" "aw, That's Really Romantic" "no, Umm... I Actually... Never Mind"