Never Be Less Interesting Than Your Refrigerator

I'm Not A Lawmaker, But I Was Thinking That If You Have A Really Loud Ring Tone, Maybe You Should Be Stabbed In The Ear?

I Like To Go To Concerts Because I Love To See My Favorite Band Through The Phone Of The Asshole Who's Standing In Front Of Me.

To Make Even Fewer Friends Try Talking About Politics As Much As You Talk About Yourself.

Regarding The Marching Band: How Much More Interesting It Would Be To See A Creeping Band.

At The Battle Of The Bands The Loser's Always The Audience.