My Family Was Fine, It's Just A

If You Drink Enough Beer, Everything Turns In To A Bed.

Usually My Favorite Joke Is Whichever Joke I Most Recently Came Up With That Surprised Me The First Time I Thought Of It.

I Just Know Keeping Track Of What I'm Doing And Where I'm Going Is Important To Me.

When I Used To Go On The Wikipedia Page, And I Haven't Gone On The Page In A While, There Used To Be Some Guy Who Was Doing My Page And He Would Say That He Was My Cousin And I Was Going To Be Doing Projects With Him. I Don't Know Who This Person Is And I Don't Have A Cousin By This Name And This Person Keeps Saying That They're Doing Projects With Me. It's So Weird.

Drunken Behavior Will Not Be Tolerated, Except By Those Who Are Being Hilarious.