I've Heard Of Many Chocoholics, But I

If You Really Think About It, Hitting The Snooze Button In The Morning Doesn't Even Make Sense. It's Like Saying, 'i Hate Getting Up In The Morning-so I Do It Over... And Over... And Over Again.'

I Was A Good Student When I Was A Kid, And I Did Everything I Was Supposed To Do, And I Got A's.

Jumping Jacks Are Easier To Do Than Crawling Jacks.

I Call It 'new Forms'. When You're Starting Out, They Ask You To Do Four Or Five Minute Sets, But Once You're A Headliner, You Do Like 90 Minutes. I Try To Think Of Different Things To Divvy Up The Show, Like Doing Drawings, Playing Music... I Gotta Carry The Show, That's The Problem.

Whenever I Try To Spell 'banana,' I Feel Stupid Because I Don't Know When To End It.