The Chances Of Someone Who Looks Like

I've Met A Few People Who Were Passive-aggressive, But I've Never Met Anyone Who Was Aggressive-passive. I Don't Want Tacos! Maybe.

When There's Someone Who's Dead And Then Someone Does Something That That Person Would Not Have Liked, They Say That That Person Is Spinning In Their Grave. But I Don't Understand Why They Say That. Why Is Spinning The Way That A Corpse Shows Disapproval?

A Mobile Home With A Flat Tire Is A Home.

It Is Impossible For A Cyclops To Wink.

Knights Would Have Probably Liked Refrigerator Magnets.