Let No Man's Deathbed Be A Futon.

If I Ever Saw An Amputee Getting Hanged, I'd Probably Just Start Calling Out Letters.

I Love Steven Wright.

There's A Store In My Neighborhood Called Futon World. I Like That Name, 'futon World.' Makes Me Think Of A Magical Place That Gets Less And Less Comfortable Over Time.

Once I Started To Look I Finally Began To See.

The Difference Between A Child's Toy And An Adult Toy Is: Location, Location, Location.