I Find That A Shirt Is Most

Clowns Have No Respect For Pie.

I Went Whale Watching Once. It Was Very Similar To Watching People On A Boat Become Disappointed.

I Love Motor Learning Because It's Very Basic And Primal. A Lot Of What I Like To Learn Correlates With The Opposite Of What Gets You Laid. I Can Ride A Unicycle And I Can Juggle. These Are Unimpressive Things To Know.

Thing To Try: If You Are Asked To Describe A Suspect To A Police Sketch Artist, Describe In Precise Detail, The Features Of The Police Sketch Artist. This Is One Of The Rare Instances Where Two People Can Do One Self-portrait.

Never Forget Where You Came From. That's What I Think When I Walk Into A Cave.