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A Cool Tattoo Design Is Any Drawing That Would Also Look Good Saggy.

My Friend Says Touche Way Too Much. He's A Touche Bag.

One Of My Favorite Clothing Patterns Is Camouflage. Because When You're In The Woods It Makes You Blend In. But When You're Not It Does Just The Opposite. It's Like, 'hey, There's An Asshole.'

When Someone Shows You A Picture Of Their Kids What They Don't Want To Hear Is Oh, Yeah, I Got Pictures Of Your Kid Too.

My Friend Named His Car. And I Don't Want To Be Judgemental, But... What A Dork.