I've Never Read An Article Of Clothing.

A Parade Looks Like A Bunch Of People Are Excited About Being In Traffic.

99.99% Of All Castles In America Are Located In Fish Tanks.

A Glove Is A Very Literal Looking Hand Puppet.

I Ordered A Wake-up Call The Other Day. The Phone Rang And A Woman's Voice Said, 'what The Hell Are You Doing With Your Life?'

Having A Beard Is A Good Way To Make Your Face More Susceptible To Velcro.