I've Never Read An Article Of Clothing.

I Was Walking In The Park And This Guy Waved At Me. Then He Said, 'i'm Sorry, I Thought You Were Someone Else.' I Said, 'i Am.'

I Love Women, But I Feel Like You Can't Trust Some Of Them. Some Of Them Are Liars, You Know? Like I Was In The Park And I Met This Girl, She Was Cute And She Had A Dog. And I Went Up To Her, We Started Talking. She Told Me Her Dog's Name. Then I Said, 'does He Bite?' She Said, 'no.' And I Said, 'oh Yeah? Then How Does He Eat?' Liar.

I Think My Favorite Sound Is The Sound Of Someone Not Playing The Bongos.

I Always Try To Just Be Honest ... As Opposed To Artifice Or Manipulation.

At Any Minute, I Am Four Minutes From A Poncho.