Once I Started To Look I Finally

I Ordered A Wake-up Call The Other Day. The Phone Rang And A Woman's Voice Said, 'what The Hell Are You Doing With Your Life?'

Sometimes I Feel Like I'm Being Watched, But Then I Remember That My Show Was Canceled Three Years Ago.

Employee Of The Month Is A Good Example Of How Somebody Can Be Both A Winner And A Loser At The Same Time.

They Say It's Lonely At The Top. It Must Be Even Lonelier At The Tippy Top.

My Plumbing Is All Screwed Up. Because It Turns Out, I Do Not Own A Garbage Disposal.