Once I Started To Look I Finally

A Know-it-all Is A Person Who Knows Everything Except For How Annoying He Is.

The Definition Of Adventure Depends Upon How Boring Your Life Is.

One Of My Favorite Clothing Patterns Is Camouflage. Because When You're In The Woods It Makes You Blend In. But When You're Not It Does Just The Opposite. It's Like, 'hey, There's An Asshole.'

Bowling Would Be More Interesting If It Were Slightly Uphill.

I Love Catching A Snapshot Of Something That Is Just About To Happen. Or Maybe Something That Just Happened, You Know. But I Like Especially That Just-before Kind Of Feeling.