Remember There Is No Way You Can

The Real Reason Your Pro Tells You To Keep Your Head Down Is So You Can't See Him Laughing At You.

By Far The Most Common Craving Of Pregnant Women Is Not To Be Pregnant.

I Became A Stand-up Comedienne Because I Had A Sit-down Husband.

One [expert] Said, 'always Have A Baby Sitter Who Is Acquainted With Your Children.' If They Were Acquainted With My Children, They Wouldn't Sit!

When I Go To The Beach, Even The Tide Won't Come In.