Real Comedy Can't Be Learned; It Comes

I Wasn't Funny As A Kid. I Remember Enjoying Comedians, But I Never Understood It Was A Job Choice Or A Profession.

There's Only One Difference Between Jews And Catholics. Jews Are Born With Guilt, And Catholics Have To Go To School To Learn It.

Designers Don't Put Out The Same Sweater Every Year. They Just Keep Creating.

You Know You Are In Love When You Are Willing To Share Your Cash-machine Number.

I've Never Been Married, But I Tell People I'm Divorced So They Won't Think Something Is Wrong With Me.