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San Francisco Is Really Fun And Liberal, And It's My Kind Of Politics. It's Like Being Jewish In Front Of Jewish People.

As For Being A Voice In Politics, I Feel Whether You Are Famous Or Not, Busy Or Not, It's Incumbent Upon Every Citizen To Participate In This Government In Any Way We Can.

For Me, Comedy Is A Day-to-day Report On The Human Condition. It's What's Happening Right Now. I Get Maybe 20 Minutes Of My Act Straight From The Newspaper.

When I Played The Sahara Hotel In Las Vegas On New Year's Eve, I Got To Bring Wiley, My 85-pound Black Lab. He's Responsible For My Favorite New Year's Memory Of All: At The End Of The Show, He Ran Onstage And Then Out Across All The Tables In The Showroom, Sending Champagne Glasses And Gamblers Flying.

I Am Thankful I Was Born In America, Although If I Gain Any More Weight The Burqa Thing May Start To Seem Like A Good Idea To Me. See? Another Plus About America, You Can Always Find Some Food.