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I Was Way Too Hyperactive To Study For Long. I Would Freak Out, Then Crash, Then Be Too Tired To Read Or Write. I Really Should Have Had Less Sugar.

It's Much Easier To Make Jokes About Sensitive Issues If There Is Some Dissent, Some Conflict.

Look, Not Embracing The 'today' Show Is Soooo Yesterday.

I Still Don't Know How To Cook And That's Just Unacceptable.

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