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I Love Christmas. Frosty The Snowman, Peace On Earth And Mangers, Salvation Army Bell Ringers And Reindeer, The Movie 'meet Me In St. Louis,' Office Parties And Cookies.

I Love The Challenge Of Taking Something That May Be Boring To A Lot Of People But Is Unarguably Important. It's Irresistible. I Always Take Projects That I'm Paid To Learns Stuff. I Study Much Harder Now Than I Did When I Was In College.

Think Of All That Hard Work Our Founding Fathers Put In - The Revolutionizing, The Three-fifths Compromising, Having To Write The Entire Constitution With A Quill - And Yet They Neglected To Include The Right To Vote.

The Most Important Thing Is To Write Material That You Think Is Funny. If You Don't Think It's Funny, But You're Convinced That Other People Will Think It Is, Well They Won't.

I Was Way Too Hyperactive To Study For Long. I Would Freak Out, Then Crash, Then Be Too Tired To Read Or Write. I Really Should Have Had Less Sugar.