I Still Don't Know How To Cook

The Most Important Thing Is To Write Material That You Think Is Funny. If You Don't Think It's Funny, But You're Convinced That Other People Will Think It Is, Well They Won't.

Yes, I Still Love 'south Park,' But I Also Love Morning Tv Now.

I Have A Keurig Coffee Maker, Which Is Really Kind Of A Luxury. It Was Given To Me By An Ex. I Realized When I'm Feeling Sentimental, I'll Gently, Tenderly Press The Button. Then When I Remember He Dumped Me, I Punch It.

If There's One Thing That Everyone Can Agree On, It's That, Right Or Wrong, They Hate The Press.

I Know A Lot About A Few Things - Mostly Useless Things.