I'm In Fact A Hair Under Six

Generally I Get Up At Around 7. But Oftentimes, I'll Be Lolling In Bed A Little Bit Earlier - Sometimes As Early As 5:45 - Filing In My Mind All The Things I Have To Get Done. Which Is, Of Course, Totally Unproductive.

Hypocrisy Is Great Fodder For Comedy.

Christmas Is A Stocking Stuffed With Sugary Goodness.

One Could Say, That #‎ Masons Were Raised Right.

Yes, I Still Love 'south Park,' But I Also Love Morning Tv Now.