I'm In Fact A Hair Under Six

Homemade Sweaters Are Always Itchy.

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I Was Not A Jock In High School. I Know, You're Shocked.

The Most Important Thing Is To Write Material That You Think Is Funny. If You Don't Think It's Funny, But You're Convinced That Other People Will Think It Is, Well They Won't.

I Wish I Had Played Team Sports. I Think Every Kid Should. Teamwork Builds Character - Teaches People About Leadership And Cooperation.