If There's One Thing That Everyone Can

A Young Imagination Is Bold, Likes To Make Bigger Leaps. It Likes To, Well, Imagine That The Dustbuster Is A Dinosaur; That The Computer Mouse Is A Hotrod; That The Box Is A Cave; That The Rawhide Is A Torch... Or A Baton... Or Something.

I Still Don't Know How To Cook And That's Just Unacceptable.

I Mean, You're Gonna Be Left Behind If You Don't Appreciate The Genius That Is Meredith Vieira.

Look, Not Embracing The 'today' Show Is Soooo Yesterday.

Yes, I Still Love 'south Park,' But I Also Love Morning Tv Now.