If There's One Thing That Everyone Can

A Young Imagination Is Bold, Likes To Make Bigger Leaps. It Likes To, Well, Imagine That The Dustbuster Is A Dinosaur; That The Computer Mouse Is A Hotrod; That The Box Is A Cave; That The Rawhide Is A Torch... Or A Baton... Or Something.

If There's One Thing That Everyone Can Agree On, It's That, Right Or Wrong, They Hate The Press.

I'm In Fact A Hair Under Six Feet, But I'm Very Svelte. People Would Never See Me If I Turned Sideways.

My Sophomore Year I Spent Exactly One Day On The Jv Football Team. It Was The Tryout Day.

I Know A Lot About A Few Things - Mostly Useless Things.