Yes, I Still Love 'south Park,' But

I Love The Excess Of Christmas. The Shopping Season That Begins In September, The Bad Pop Star Recordings Of Christmas Carols, The Decorations That Don't Know When To Come Down.

I Have A Keurig Coffee Maker, Which Is Really Kind Of A Luxury. It Was Given To Me By An Ex. I Realized When I'm Feeling Sentimental, I'll Gently, Tenderly Press The Button. Then When I Remember He Dumped Me, I Punch It.

Politicians Who Wear Little Tennis Socks With The Balls At The Back Should Not Be Taken Seriously.

Christmas Is A Stocking Stuffed With Sugary Goodness.

Yes, I Still Love 'south Park,' But I Also Love Morning Tv Now.