Pity Cost Nothing And Ain't Worth Nothing.

When A Man Makes Up His Mind To Become A Rascal, He Should Examine Himself Closely And See If He Isn't Better Constructed For A Fool.

It Is Easy To Assume A Habit; But When You Try To Cast It Off, It Will Take Skin And All.

Vanity Is A Strange Passion; Rather Than Be Out Of A Job It Will Brag Of Its Vices.

I Haven't Got As Much Money As Some Folks, But I've Got As Much Impudence As Any Of Them, And That's The Next Thing To Money.

Selfish People, With No Heart To Speak Of, Have The Best Time Of It.