The Squeeky Wheel Gets The Grease.

Human Happiness Konsists In Having What Yu Want, And Wanting What Yu Have.

There Are Very Few Good Judges Of Humor, And They Don't Agree.

The Nearest We Can Come To) Perfect Happiness Is To Cheat Ourselves With The Belief That We Have Got It.

The Hardest Thing Any Man Can Do Is To Fall Down On The Ice When It's Slippery, And Get Up And Praise The Lord.

Don't Ever Prophesy; For If You Prophesy Wrong, Nobody Will Forget It; And If You Prophesy Right, Nobody Will Remember It.