The Squeeky Wheel Gets The Grease.

Rumor Is Like Bees; The More You Fight Them The More You Don't Get Rid Of Them.

Menny Think Tha Luv Their Husbands Almost Tew Deth, When In Fack, Tha Are Only Jealous Ov Them.

A Man Running For Office Puts Me In Mind Of A Dog That's Lost-he Smells Everybody He Meets, And Wags Himself All Over.

There Is Nothing So Easy To Learn As Experience And Nothing So Hard To Apply.

There Are People Who Are Always Anticipating Trouble, And In This Way They Manage To Enjoy Many Sorrows That Never Really Happen To Them.