Old Maids Sweeten Their Tea With Scandal.

I Am A Poor Man, But I Have This Consolation: I Am Poor By Accident, Not By Design.

The Trouble With Most Folks Isn't Their Ignorance. It's Knowin' So Many Things That Ain't So.

I Would Much Rather Always Look Forward To The Time When I Am Going To Ride In A Carriage, Than To Look Back On The Time When I Used To.

Ignorance Is The Wet-nurse Of Prejudice.

As In A Game Ov Cards, So In The Game Ov Life, We Must Play What Is Dealt Tew Us, And The Glory Consists, Not So Mutch In Winning, As In Playing A Poor Hand Well.