Old Maids Sweeten Their Tea With Scandal.

Never Work Before Breakfast; If You Have To Work Before Breakfast, Eat Your Breakfast First.

Caution, Though Very Often Wasted Is A Good Risk To Take.

I Hold That A Man Has As Much Right To Spell A Word As It Is Pronounced As He Has To Pronounce It The Way It Ain't Spelled.

I Haven't Got As Much Money As Some Folks, But I've Got As Much Impudence As Any Of Them, And That's The Next Thing To Money.

To Enjoy A Good Reputation, Give Publicly, And Steal Privately.