Old Maids Sweeten Their Tea With Scandal.

You Cannot Analyze A Kiss Any More Than You Can Dissect The Fragrance Of Flowers.

You Should Always Live Within Your Income, Even If You Have To Borrow To Do So.

Love Is Said To Be Blind, But I Know Some Fellows In Love Who Can See Twice As Much In Their Sweethearts As I Do.

The Quickest Way To Take The Starch Out Of Someone Who Is Always Blaming Himself Is To Agree With Him.

I Am A Poor Man, But I Have This Consolation: I Am Poor By Accident, Not By Design.