Old Maids Sweeten Their Tea With Scandal.

Time Is Like Money, The Less We Have Of It To Spare The Further We Make It Go.

Wisdom Has Never Made A Bigot, But Learning Has.

As In A Game Ov Cards, So In The Game Ov Life, We Must Play What Is Dealt Tew Us, And The Glory Consists, Not So Mutch In Winning, As In Playing A Poor Hand Well.

A Man Cannot Learn To Be Wise Any More Than He Can Learn To Be Handsome.

Rumor Is A Vagrant Without A Home, And Lives Upon What It Can Pick Up.