Old Maids Sweeten Their Tea With Scandal.

Stupidity,--unconscious Ignorance.

I Am A Poor Man, But I Have This Consolation: I Am Poor By Accident, Not By Design.

The Easiest Thing For Our Friends To Discover In Us, And The Hardest Thing For Us To Discover In Ourselves, Is That We Are Growing Old.

A Good Way I Know To Find Happiness, Is To Not Bore A Hole To Fit The Plug.

Vanity Is A Strange Passion; Rather Than Be Out Of A Job It Will Brag Of Its Vices.