Old Maids Sweeten Their Tea With Scandal.

It Is Not All Bad, This Getting Old, Ripening. After The Fruit Has Got Its Growth It Should Juice Up And Mellow. God Forbid I Should Live Long Enough To Ferment And Rot And Fall To The Ground In A Squash.

Fun Is A Sugar-coated Physic.

Experience Is A Grindstone; And It Is Lucky For Us, If We Can Get Brightened By It, And Not Ground.

Don't Mistake Pleasure For Happiness. They Are A Different Breed Of Dogs.

Economy Is A Savings-bank, Into Which Men Drop Pennies, And Get Dollars In Return.