Old Maids Sweeten Their Tea With Scandal.

Learning Sleeps And Snores In Libraries, But Wisdom Is Everywhere, Wide Awake, On Tiptoe.

It Ain't No Disgrace For A Man To Fall, But To Lie There And Grunt Is.

Theres Not A Lot Of Good Humor In Medicine, But Theres A Lot Of Medicine In Good Humor.

Silence Is Said To Be Golden, But The Best Fools The World Has Ever Produced Had Nothing To Say On The Subject

Unless We Put Heart And Soul Into Our Labor We But Brutify Our Actions.