Wisdom Has Never Made A Bigot, But

Take All The Fools Out Of This World And There Wouldn't Be Any Fun Living In It, Or Profit.

I Haven't Got As Much Money As Some Folks, But I've Got As Much Impudence As Any Of Them, And That's The Next Thing To Money.

Ignorance Ain't Not Knowin' Stuff; Ignorance Is Knowin' Stuff That Ain't True.

Pyrotechnically Considered, [laughing] Is The Fire-works Of The Soul.

Confess Your Sins To The Lord And You Will Be Forgiven; Confess Them To Man And You Will Be Laughed At.