Wisdom Has Never Made A Bigot, But

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A Dog Is The Only Thing On Earth That Loves You More Than You Love Yourself.

I Don't Never Have Any Trouble In Regulating My Own Conduct, But To Keep Other Folks' Straight Is What Bothers Me.

Life Is Short, But It's Long Enough To Ruin Any Man Who Wants To Be Ruined.

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