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I Think When The Full Horror Of Being Fifty Hits You, You Should Stay Home And Have A Good Cry.

We Mingle In Society Not So Much To Meet Others As To Escape Ourselves.

The Best Medicine I Know For Rheumatism Is To Thank The Lord That It Ain't Gout.

There's A Great Power In Words, If You Don't Hitch Too Many Of Them Together.

Take The Humbug Out Of This World, And You Haven't Much Left To Do Business With.