You Can Reach Stupidity Only With A

Thrice Is He Armed That Hath His Quarrel Just, But Four Times He Who Gets His Blow In Fust

Caution, Though Very Often Wasted Is A Good Risk To Take.

Tears Are A Good Alterative, But A Poor Diet.

Laughter Is The Sensation Of Feeling Good All Over And Showing It Principally In One Place.

There Is No Greater Evidence Of Superior Intelligence Than To Be Surprised At Nothing.