Laughter Is The Sensation Of Feeling Good

A Witty Writer Is Like A Porcupine; His Quill Makes No Distinction Between Friend And Foe.

Sekts And Creeds Ov Religion, Are Like Pocket Compesses, Good Enuff Tu Pinte Out The Direction, But The Nearer The Pole Yu Git Thewuss Tha Wurk.

Health Is Like Money, We Never Have A True Idea Of Its Value Until We Lose It.

Dr. Holmes Says, Both Wittily And Truly, That Crying Widows Are Easiest Consoled.

Honesty Is The Rarest Wealth Anyone Can Possess, And Yet All The Honesty In The World Ain't Lawful Tender For A Loaf Of Bread.