Tears Are A Good Alterative, But A

It Strains A Man's Philosophy The Worst Kind To Laugh When He Gets Beat.

Hunting After Happiness Is Like Hunting After A Lost Sheep In The Wilderness--when You Find It, The Chances Are That It Is A Skeleton.

Keep A Cow, And Then The Milk Won't Have To Be Watered But Once.

It Is Not All Bad, This Getting Old, Ripening. After The Fruit Has Got Its Growth It Should Juice Up And Mellow. God Forbid I Should Live Long Enough To Ferment And Rot And Fall To The Ground In A Squash.

[science Is] The Literature Of Truth.