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We Are Ap Tu Hate Them, Who Wont Take Our Advice, And Despise Them Who Do.

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Never Work Before Breakfast; If You Have To Work Before Breakfast, Eat Your Breakfast First.

There Are Two Things In Life For Which We Are Never Truly Prepared: Twins.

Don't Take The Bull By The Horns, Take Him By The Tail; Then You Can Let Go When You Want To.