[science Is] The Literature Of Truth.

Error Will Slip Through A Crack, While Truth Will Stick In A Doorway.

The Squeeky Wheel Gets The Grease.

It Is Easier To Be Virtuous Than It Is To Appear So, And It Pays Better.

If Animals Had Reason, They Would Act Just As Ridiculous As We Menfolks Do.

It Ain't Often That A Man's Reputation Outlasts His Money.