[science Is] The Literature Of Truth.

It Ain't What A Man Don't Know That Makes Him A Fool, But What He Does Know That Ain't So.

Self-made Men Are Most Always Apt To Be A Little Too Proud Of The Job.

A Puppy Plays With Every Pup He Meets, But An Old Dog Has Few Associates.

A Learned Fool Is One Who Has Read Everything And Simply Remembered It.

Love Is Said To Be Blind, But I Know Some Fellows In Love Who Can See Twice As Much In Their Sweethearts As I Do.