Zoroaster Said, When In Doubt Abstain; But

You Can Reach Stupidity Only With A Cannon Ball.

One Of The Best Temporary Cures For Pride And Affectation Is Seasickness; A Man Who Wants To Vomit Never Puts On Airs.

Sekts And Creeds Ov Religion, Are Like Pocket Compesses, Good Enuff Tu Pinte Out The Direction, But The Nearer The Pole Yu Git Thewuss Tha Wurk.

It's Not Ignorance Does So Much Damage; It's Knowin' So Derned Much That Ain't So.

I Have Never Known A Person To Live To Be One Hundred And Be Remarkable For Anything Else.