Good Nonsense Is Good Sense In Disguise.

Pity Costs Nothing, And It Ain't Worth Nothing.

There Are People So Addicted To Exaggeration That They Actually Can't Tell The Truth Without Lying.

It's A Wise Man Who Profits By His Own Experience, But It's A Good Deal Wiser One Who Lets The Rattlesnake Bite The Other Fellow.

If Mankind Were Only Just What They Pretend To Be, The Problem Of The Millennium Would Be Immediately Solved.

Flattery Is Like Cologne Water, To Be Smelt, Not Swallowed.