Good Nonsense Is Good Sense In Disguise.

It Ain't Often That A Man's Reputation Outlasts His Money.

Remember The Poor, It Costs Nothing.

Beauty Is A Very Handy Thing To Have, Especially For A Woman Who Ain't Handsome.

Genuine Laughing Is The Vent Of The Soul, The Nostrils Of The Heart, And Just As Necessary For Health And Happiness As Spring Water Is For A Trout.

It's Not So Hard To Get Rich As It Is To Know When You Have Gotten Rich.