Good Nonsense Is Good Sense In Disguise.

Genuine Laughing Is The Vent Of The Soul, The Nostrils Of The Heart, And Just As Necessary For Health And Happiness As Spring Water Is For A Trout.

It Strains A Man's Philosophy The Worst Kind To Laugh When He Gets Beat.

Tears Are A Good Alterative, But A Poor Diet.

Stupidity,--unconscious Ignorance.

Man Isn't A Fool For His Ignorance, But Rather For Believing Things That Are Wrong.