Take The Selfishness Out Of This World

It Is True That Wealth Won't Make A Man Virtuous, But I Notice There Ain't Anybody Who Wants To Be Poor Just For The Purpose Of Being Good.

There Is No Greater Evidence Of Superior Intelligence Than To Be Surprised At Nothing.

Beauty Is A Very Handy Thing To Have, Especially For A Woman Who Ain't Handsome.

Woman's Influence Is Powerful, Especially When She Wants Something.

Habits Are Like The Wrinkles On A Man's Brow; If You Will Smooth Out The One, I Will Smooth Out The Other.