People Learn More From Observation That They

Anything Important Is Never Left To The Vote Of The People. We Only Get To Vote On Some Man; We Never Get To Vote On What He Is To Do.

When I Die, My Epitaph Or Whatever You Call Those Signs On Gravestones Is Going To Read: "i Joked About Every Prominent Man Of My Time, But I Never Met A Man I Didn't Like." I Am So Proud Of That I Can Hardly Wait To Die So It Can Be Carved. And When You Come To My Grave You Will Find Me Sitting There, Proudly Reading It.

I Bet After Seeing Us, George Washington Would Sue Us For Calling Him 'father.'

The Nation Is Prosperous On The Whole, But How Much Prosperity Is There In A Hole?

What The Country Needs Is Dirtier Fingernails And Cleaner Minds.