Farmers, Get Out Your Sense Of Humor.

My Own Mother Died When I Was 10 Years Old. My Folks Have Told Me That What Little Humor I Have Comes From Her. I Can't Remember Her Humor, But I Can Remember Her Love And Understanding Of Me.

A Successful Outcome Shows What Hard Work, Perseverance And Taking Advantage Of Your Opportunities Will Do For You.

If You Get To Thinking You're A Person Of Some Influence, Try Ordering Somebody Else's Dog Around.

America Is Becoming So Educated That Ignorance Will Be A Novelty. I Will Belong To A Select Few.

Lettin' The Cat Outta The Bag Is A Whole Lot Easier 'n Puttin' It Back In.